Damn. You meant you're not secretly the one in charge of distributing television, pretending to be another poor victim of the lack of cable? That would have been so much easier.

Hey, if I find a giant room full of TVs when I explore this place, you'll be the first person I tell.

[He drops the milestone conversation entirely, and though the topic of switching roles from hero to villain isn't exactly one he's entirely comfortable with, given recent events, he doesn't let it show. It's not like she means anything by it.

Instead, he grins.]

I can't say it's a look I've ever tried before, but your wish, oh mighty director, is my command. Can I have crazy eye glasses, too?